“In
the eastern corner, wearing skin tight leopard print spandex, weighing
in at a perfect 110 pounds and with the perfectly proportioned body
assets of a voluptuous chest, tiny waist and hips that make a man wish,
Phd student and volunteer at an animal shelter. Best student in her
knife throwing class and light sword brigade. Give it up for Mary Sue.”
The crowd screamed and banged anything that could be banged on the floor
of the arena. The ref held up his hands for silence and the crowd
settled.
“And in the western corner, wearing brass decorated leather and weighing
in at an equally perfect 109 pounds, with legs that go all the way up
and get cheeky, a chest that dreams are made of and butt cheeks tight
enough to crack walnuts, also a Phd student and volunteer in an
orphanage. Award winning archer and amazing with a sling. Show your
approval for Susie Marie!”
The crowd screamed and pounded as loud as before. The ref signalled for
the ladies to approach him. Mary Sue flicked her gleaming golden locks
and blew kisses to the audience before sauntering across in a hip
swinging walk on teetering heels to the centre of the ring. Susie Marie
twirled one russet plait around her finger and batted her long dark
lashes over her sea green eyes and pouted her cupid bow lips, bending
forward to blow her own kisses out before sashaying across the ring to
the ref. The noise of the audience reached roar level.
“Now ladies, this is a no holds barred event, the floor will roll back
as soon as you return to your corners and you will fight in jelly. This
is a fight to the death. The victor gains a reimbursement of her tuition
fees and a scholarship plus a hefty donation to the charity of her
choice. As a bonus she will also receive not one but two pair of shoes
from the most exclusive shoe store in the land and six free steak
knives.”
The girls opened their eyes as round as saucers and the crowd jumped to
its collective feet to pump the air and scream their enthusiasm.
“But wait, there is more.” The referee held up both his hands and the
girls circled the inside of the ring in opposite directions before
returning to him. “Which ever of you wins this spectacular event, gets a
date with… The Prince.”
“No!” screamed Susie Marie and pretended to stick her fingers down her
throat.
“No!” screeched Mary Sue and firmly gripped her hips while lifted her
chin defiantly.
“She can have him!” They both yelled and pointed at each other.
“You cannot forfeit the match. To do so will land you in a dungeon and
all your worldly goods will be given to the richest teenagers in the
land to destroy as they see fit.”
The girls looked at each other and in an unspoken communication they
came to an agreement.
They stepped back to back and prepared to fight all comers until the
floor dropped out beneath them and they sank thigh deep in jelly.
https://mlpforums.com/topic/33663-definition-of-mary-sue/
In fan fiction, a Mary Sue or, in case of a male character, Gary Stu or Marty Stu is an idealized character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through extraordinary abilities. Often but not necessarily this character is recognized as an author insert and/or wish-fulfillment.
https://mlpforums.com/topic/33663-definition-of-mary-sue/In fan fiction, a Mary Sue or, in case of a male character, Gary Stu or Marty Stu is an idealized character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through extraordinary abilities. Often but not necessarily this character is recognized as an author insert and/or wish-fulfillment.
Mary Sue - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue
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